Slight Upset

Abstract Suzie is walking to lunch. Today, she has on her favorite puffy, purple jacket, that has an enormous hood which wraps around her entire head; a downy, purple puff of safety. Abstract Suzie is thinking to herself, "Today is a good day, look, there is the Sun, and also, there are birds, and leafy greens, today will be quite alright". Abstract Suzie is feels spontaneous. She decides to walk across to the other side of the bridge to look at the stream beneath: SCCCCRRREEEEAAAACCCHHHH! Abstract Suzie looks up to find that she has almost been run over by a silent, eco-friendly Prius, stopped two inches from her knees.